In the off chance that we actually can get out of O'Hare in this demonic blizzard that has descended on the Midwest, then I won't be posting for a week because I'll be in a sunnier, more pleasant locale. The photo above (which was taken from Space!) shows where we're trying to get to: The Bahamas. The roundish island on the left is New Providence (Nassau), and the long skinny island on the right is Eleuthra. A tiny island on the top right corner which you can barely make out is our final destination, Harbour Island. Let's see how this works out, JetBlue.